Did I just spot Ken Block's next Gymkhana car?

"E92M3" (E46M3)
05/25/2017 at 09:59 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (26)

CB > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 10:07

I mean, it looks fairly okay done, at least?

OPPOsaurus WRX > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 10:09

i’d be impressed if it have a 5.0 swap with a manual and RWD setup

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 10:09

GOD DAMN YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT THIS CARNAGE

Mercury’s deserve better than this.

E92M3 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
05/25/2017 at 10:12

That’s not really fair.. Every car deserves better

Dave the car guy , still here > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
05/25/2017 at 10:13

I almost barfed when I saw that.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 10:14

Well you guys know me and my soft spot for Mercury...and I daily drive a Milan. He should have done this instead:

Kinja'd!!!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dave the car guy , still here
05/25/2017 at 10:15

I’ve seen it many times now.

I still almost barfed.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 10:17

MontegoMan was going a little stir crazy after selling the Montego. Then he went off the deep end.

About a week long bender of cheap alcohol, varying degrees of illicit drugs, and over-nighted parts from Japan and this is what he turned he DD into.

I hear he is getting the help he needs, but he remains committed to the mods...

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
05/25/2017 at 10:28

god damn you I’d never disgrace a Mercury like this!

Well, actually, people can do this to a Tracer if they want -those things are such pieces of shit.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/25/2017 at 10:28

Can someone come do that to my Milan?

The 5.0 RWD swap I mean, not the disturbing appearance mods.

It actually has a tunnel to the back already because they were available in AWD.

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 10:31

Really enjoy the mismatched tires with corresponding stickers...what a hero.

vondon302 > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 10:53

Wow autozone is really stepping up their game.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 11:10

For some reason I am not as offended as I probably should be. It doesn’t look bad. The only thing that really bothers me are the two spoilers. I agree if this had a crazy RWD swap, it would be awesome.

E92M3 > GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo
05/25/2017 at 11:33

I didn’t even notice that foul until you mentioned it

19JRC99 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
05/25/2017 at 11:33

I was actually about to joke about this being your car.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 11:39

As I wrote this on FB when this was posted it’s not really stealing, but still apropos.

“Milan-ium Falcon? It’ll do the Grocery run in 12 parsecs.”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 11:43

When you wanted a hotboi FRS but you got your mom’s old Milan instead

404 - User No Longer Available > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
05/25/2017 at 11:47

I actually like the Milan over the Fusion of that gen.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 19JRC99
05/25/2017 at 11:49

Dwhite beat you to it:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1795540730

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 404 - User No Longer Available
05/25/2017 at 11:49

Me too, there’s more stuff stock that was optional in the Fusion too.

Like my base model V6 has steering wheel controls and nicer seats. Oh and an analog clock so you know that shit’s fancy

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/25/2017 at 12:00

Looks like the only evidence of a swap is the diswasher drain lines coming out the lower front corner of the bumper, so I’m guessing he swapped in a nice Kenmore 13699 or a Bosch 300-series even.

Die-Trying > E92M3
05/25/2017 at 13:10

how you going to be so critical of a guy, when he is TRYING THAT HARD?...... it takes a LOT of guts to ruin a car like that, and keep driving it. and you never know, he could be working in a small confined garage, unable to stand back far enough away from it to see what it looks like from a distance.

i gotta give this guy some respect, he went WAY out on a limb, with a chainsaw. his kid probably loves the car though.......

19JRC99 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
05/25/2017 at 13:25

I see, and it makes me happy that someone got to do it.

E92M3 > Die-Trying
05/25/2017 at 13:58

Probably does... only because it reminds him of his early years.

Since dad turned his foam interlocking square play mat into canards.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 19JRC99
05/25/2017 at 15:46

hahaha

pip bip - choose Corrour > E92M3
05/26/2017 at 09:08

kill it with fire.